Future Jeremy Lin Headlines

By

Patrick Cassels

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Since his breakout performance against the New Jersey Nets, the Knicks' Jeremy Lin has dominated news headlines, usually in the form of a pun. Here are a few suggestions for more in case the "Linsanity" lasts a while…

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Mission LINpossible
Linderella Story
LINertia
What's for LINner
For the Lin
Abraham LINcoln
LINdecent proposal
LIN-itless Starring Bradley Cooper
Lin tin tin
Rin tin Lin
Rin Lin Tin
Lintinitus
Lin & Out
Shark FlinDunkLin Donuts
A Simple PLin 
As-LINs in the Outfield
B'lin'g
Linning! (said as Charlie Sheen)
Do You have to let it Lin'ger!
Lin and Tonic
You Lin Me 'Round (linstrumental version)
Linner Linner Chicken Linner
Linception 
Lins by Jimmy Buffett
Lin N Out Burger
Linnie Mouse
Lin Mint Girl Scout Cookies (alternatively: Thin Lint)
Lin and Tonic
Lin Diesel
Sweet Caro-Lin
Be careful what you LIN for
Sir Lincelot
LINdependently wealthy
Single File Lin
Benjamin FrankLin
FrankLin DeLINor RooseveLINt
Giving His Opponents The Dreaded Ear Malady Known As LIN-nitis
Disney's Mulin
Led Zeppe'lin
Go Lin'ja Go Lin'ja Go