The bad puns are linfinite.
By Patrick Cassels
BLACK ON WHITE CARD: Since his breakout performance against the New Jersey Nets, the Knicks' Jeremy Lin has dominated news headlines, usually in the form of a pun. Here are a few suggestions for more in case the "Linsanity" lasts a while… INT. OFFICE PAT (or whoever) reads* off the following names to CAMERA. Mission LINpossible Linderella Story LINertia What's for LINner For the Lin Abraham LINcoln LINdecent proposal LIN-itless Starring Bradley Cooper Lin tin tin Rin tin Lin Rin Lin Tin Lintinitus Lin & Out Shark FlinDunkLin Donuts A Simple PLin As-LINs in the Outfield B'lin'g Linning! (said as Charlie Sheen) Do You have to let it Lin'ger! Lin and Tonic You Lin Me 'Round (linstrumental version) Linner Linner Chicken Linner Linception Lins by Jimmy Buffett Lin N Out Burger Linnie Mouse Lin Mint Girl Scout Cookies (alternatively: Thin Lint) Lin and Tonic Lin Diesel Sweet Caro-Lin Be careful what you LIN for Sir Lincelot LINdependently wealthy Single File Lin Benjamin FrankLin FrankLin DeLINor RooseveLINt Giving His Opponents The Dreaded Ear Malady Known As LIN-nitis Disney's Mulin Led Zeppe'lin Go Lin'ja Go Lin'ja Go