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"Moses, when I count to three, you will clean your own litter box."
It's a good thing there's glass there, or else we wouldn't be able to see what was going on.
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Hardly Working: Leaked Nude Photos
When news of Olivia Munn's hacked phone hits the office, it's too appalling to ignore. Like, at all.
Jake and Amir: Chin Strap Beard
Chin up, with your cock out.
Jake and Amir: Thoughts
Don't flush your dreams away.
Official Spoiler Rules
The stars of your favorite TV shows teach you how not to ruin them for your friends.
Jake and Amir: Survey
Don't question my answers.
Staying In Anthem
LMFAO's "Party Rock Anthem" gets a musical makeover for those of us who neither party, nor rock.
Ethnic Barbie will make a perfect KwanzaaDiwaliRamadanHanukah gift!
No, I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye. Okay, it's a tear. But that doesn't mean I'm CRYING.
I wasn't sure before, but now I DEFINITELY don't want to have a life-threatening emergency.
No one ever smiled at him again.
Hey, it's been a few weeks since that Sports Illustrated cover. I wonder if Kate Upton is still super hot? Oh, she is. Okay.
You've had a lot of emotions about hockey, but "lust" is a first.
Oh, when I do it I get thrown out of the museum, but when it's a machine, it's "art"?
"Advice Number 1: Don't get involved with anyone like Don Draper."
I've always been into environmental awareness! Also, sexiness.
"Hair? Oh, this is gonna take a while."
