Craig worries about job security. Rawr!
By Kevin Corrigan, Caldwell Tanner & Brian Murphy
INT. DINOSAUR OFFICE
CRAIG, TODD, SHEILA and RICHARD stand around the water
cooler. CRAIG is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
I can't believe Hawaiian shirt day
isn't until the 20th. I'm so
TERRY peaks his head out of his office.
Richard can I see you in my office?
Richard follows Terry into his office, the door closes.
What's all that about?
I bet it's down-sizing. Last week
Terry ate the marketing department.
They weren't hitting their numbers.
(popping in again)
Sheila, can I have a word?
I should've used my vacation days
when I had the chance.
Sheila follows Terry into his office.
She didn't have what it takes to
survive in the cutthroat world of
I'll be eaten for sure, what with
today's Hawaiian shirt snafu.
(leaning in again)
Todd, could you pop in here?
This is my own fault. I should have
kept up with industry trends.
Todd exits. Craig sighs in relief. Terry pops back out.
Craig, why don't you join us.
Craig sighs and enters the office.
INT. TERRY'S OFFICE
CLOSE ON Craig's face. It's dark.
EVERYONE BUT CRAIG
REVEAL: A HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAIG! banner. Everyone's in party
You guys totally had me going. I
thought Terry was eating everyone.
Nobody's being eaten today.
Except this intern.
REVEAL: An INTERN DUCKBILL DINO with candles on his head.
Happy birthday sir!
You guys shouldn't have!
Craig blows out the candles. Terry attacks the intern.
Anyone else want a piece? Plenty to
Thanks, but I'm an herbivore.
I have diabetes.