I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
And this is why you should never let pets in your ...
I was over at my boyfriend's house for dinner a few days ago. In the middle of polite conversation with his parents, his dog runs under the table with something in it's mouth. My boyfriend's little brother leaps under the table, reaches into the dogs mouth, then stands back up and says "what the heck is this??" as he held up a used pink strawberry flavoured condom. His parents then awkwardly tried to make up different stories about what it was to this seven year old boy in what can only be described as the most embarrassing moment of my life. Turns out the dog had been digging through my boyfriend's bin and pulled it out. What I don't understand is why it chose to pull out a condom rather than the KFC bones sitting at the top of the bin. Fuck you, Chiffy. You're the worst dog ever.
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