I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Ugly sex shoes
So my ex girlfriend went and bought a pair of high heels. She told me ALL about how amazing they are, and how she got a great deal on them, and how all of her friends like them. She called them her "stripper shoes". So, I of course think they're a pair of clear high heels. Boy was I wrong. They're a pair of black 3-4 inch heels with a black lace floral pattern on them. She shows them to me, and she of course she asked me what I thought of them. Without thinking I told her that they look like a couch. She was not happy about that. She wanted me to like them so much, she even wore them while we had sex, which made her the perfect height. I still think they look like a couch though.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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