Four for Jason Russell, you go Jason Russell! Anddd... None for Joseph Kony.
"I'm just a lil puppy."
She'll never let go, or let him live this down.
Real stuff for people who like fake stuff.
It's a lot easier to steal someone's WiFi than it is to steal their cable.
How can we be sure it's not the otter way around?
No, this does not mean an animated version of your life would be enjoyable, strange guy who snuck into a high school cafeteria.
I wonder how much money Mitt Romney is holding in Swiss banana stands
Your number one stop for Orange Julius and other stuff zombies love.
"Do you ever think about paws?"
If anything, you could say this train was rare.
"Mmm... moving stairs."
It's a lot sexier in slow motion.
I hope they asked Ice-T for permission before going through his cell phone.
Wait, which one married Heidi Klum?
"Smithers, have Stephen Colbert killed."
If you knew who his wife was, you'd understand.
"On Wednesdays we wear sweater vests again."
"Never mind, I'll blue 'Someone Like You."
"Has anyone in this family ever seen a Gobstopper?"
The only explanation for this is that Mel Brooks joined Reddit.
He thinks everything's based on a true story.
Fred Armisen is usually phenomenal, but his "coat hanger" character is a little too subtle for my taste.