"Jesus, I am your father"-God
Hey, it's better than coal.
Come, Mista Santa Man.
And a partridge taking a semester off.
The King may just have an heir.
Fun Fact: The son of God was born in the back of a Dodge.
It's a classic Christmas story.
Santa's going to do his best, honey.
Dick the balls.
No glove no love.
Deck the halls with boughs of duct tape.
A dick in a box? Oh honey, you shouldn't have!
Jingle all the way to hell.
You don't even wanna know what he had to do to get that title (wear socks).
Jingle in a half-bell.
You can't turn down a triple-dog dare no matter how gross it is.
Deck the halls with "Origin of Species."
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