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Just like Susan B. Anthony changed the world by standing up for her right to vote, you should change things up by standing up while you're going down on your man. It may sound difficult but it's worth it, just like suffrage!



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Harriet Tubman got her hands dirty by leading people to their freedom on the Underground Railroad. Follow her lead by getting your hands dirty by traveling your man's underground railroad with a classic handy-j.



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Benazir Bhutto became a trailblazer when she was elected Prime Minister of Pakistan. Honor her legacy by blazing trails of your own and trying out new avenues for love, if you catch my drift. 



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Emily Dickinson broke all the rules with her unconventional poetry which many credit as being a key influence in shaping America's literary voice. Fortunately you don't have to think outside of the box like Dickinson to do great things. Treat your man to some good old fashioned missionary to show him how fun conventional can be.



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Ruth Bader Ginsburg has used her tongue to pass down legal rulings on some of the most important cases in the nation. Use your tongue to teach your fella that the booty hole isn't just for gay men anymore.



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Amelia Earhart was the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic. Be like her and get your man's engine running by grabbing ahold of his "cockpit"'s center stick and help him "complete the landing."



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Billie Jean King struck a huge victory for female athletes everywhere when she beat Bobby Riggs in the highly televised Battle of the Sexes. This time you can make the man feel like the winner by giving him what he really wants.



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Just as famed feminist Gloria Steinem hid her identity by posing as a Playboy Bunny to expose the treatment of women in the Playboy Club, you can also hide your identity as you hide behind a bathroom stall door with a hole that he's stuck his dick through.  



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She was the people's princess, so now you can do it in the butt.



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Completely ignore the woman for 364 days out of the year, then pick a day to clumsily and publicly cater to her in a manner that shows you don't actually know what your doing.