New year, new you! It's 2018 - a new year full of endless possibilities and potential! Of course, it'll probably go like every previous year has gone - you start off excited, slowly get worn down, and end the year at a similar status quo to where you began, but who knows! Maybe this year will be different! But in case it isn't, at least you started it off by reading some funny tweets.
1. how did he do this2. why did he do this pic.twitter.com/iNIzvtezkc -- Elin (@elinmeat) December 21, 2017
1. how did he do this2. why did he do this pic.twitter.com/iNIzvtezkc
Spidey sense tingling! pic.twitter.com/crK7R1WtKj -- Evan Narcisse (@EvNarc) December 29, 2017
Spidey sense tingling! pic.twitter.com/crK7R1WtKj
i'm fucking crying, look at this guy from my best friends tinder pic.twitter.com/ElnKkHNPMb -- chelsey (@chelseymayr) December 30, 2017
i'm fucking crying, look at this guy from my best friends tinder pic.twitter.com/ElnKkHNPMb
My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why "you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor's new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn't fail you" so thats how im doing -- Adam Cook (@adam_cook2014) December 12, 2017
My professor handed back our 3 page film essays to my surprise I got a C after class I asked her why "you were supposed to write it about the movie The Emperor of Time.. you wrote it on The Emperor's new Groove but it was kinda good so I didn't fail you" so thats how im doing
[assigning roles]god: the sun shall fuel all life on earth sun: sounds goodgod: and the moon shall make tiny waves and werewolvesmoon: hell yes -- decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) December 25, 2017
[assigning roles]god: the sun shall fuel all life on earth sun: sounds goodgod: and the moon shall make tiny waves and werewolvesmoon: hell yes
Today my five year-old laughed at this painting in the middle of a museum for like six minutes pic.twitter.com/AHlNJiZU5R -- Adam Rex (@MrAdamRex) January 1, 2018
Today my five year-old laughed at this painting in the middle of a museum for like six minutes pic.twitter.com/AHlNJiZU5R
Can't wait till weed is legal and Soccer Moms ruin it with pillows that say things like "it's pot o' clock" and "don't talk to me until I've had my lound." -- Nicole Russell 🍾💫 (@nicolerussell91) January 1, 2018
Can't wait till weed is legal and Soccer Moms ruin it with pillows that say things like "it's pot o' clock" and "don't talk to me until I've had my lound."
DAMMIT PARKER I NEED VERTICAL VIDEOS OF SPIDER-MAN! AND THE VIDEOS NEED TO BE SUBTITLED SO YOU CAN WATCH THEM ON MUTE! YOU EXPECT THE BUGLE TO SELL ADS IN FRONT OF *PICTURES* OF SPIDER-MAN?? GET OUT OF MY COWORKING SPACE -- Vasco da Gamer (@alexqarbuckle) December 7, 2017
DAMMIT PARKER I NEED VERTICAL VIDEOS OF SPIDER-MAN! AND THE VIDEOS NEED TO BE SUBTITLED SO YOU CAN WATCH THEM ON MUTE! YOU EXPECT THE BUGLE TO SELL ADS IN FRONT OF *PICTURES* OF SPIDER-MAN?? GET OUT OF MY COWORKING SPACE
When your friend makes a sad post and you don't know what to say, so you just 'like' it instead pic.twitter.com/B83jZUmIcG -- Nati Casanova, dolphin unicorn. (@TheZombiUnicorn) December 19, 2017
When your friend makes a sad post and you don't know what to say, so you just 'like' it instead pic.twitter.com/B83jZUmIcG
When your Sims are waiting for instructions pic.twitter.com/IqkGODapdL -- Dean Tāne (@Maccadaynu) January 1, 2018
When your Sims are waiting for instructions pic.twitter.com/IqkGODapdL
once we went to the dentist w my mom & it was just us and 1 other guy in the waiting room. jurassic park was starting on the tv so we sat and waited through the entire movie. no names called. as the credits rolled the other man got up and called my moms name. he was the DENTIST -- everybody loves kitty ray mond (@kittaveli) December 24, 2017
once we went to the dentist w my mom & it was just us and 1 other guy in the waiting room. jurassic park was starting on the tv so we sat and waited through the entire movie. no names called. as the credits rolled the other man got up and called my moms name. he was the DENTIST
And lo, I saw a rider on a pale horse, and the rider was death. pic.twitter.com/Qj4yQ4OsAc -- ß۞ɢʜᴏsᴛ〰〰ʀıᴅᴇʀ (@Sainsburyfree) December 25, 2017
And lo, I saw a rider on a pale horse, and the rider was death. pic.twitter.com/Qj4yQ4OsAc
LET CHAOS REIGN pic.twitter.com/ydIG7ygzjK -- HAPPIE JENNUARY 😽💋 (@Jenn_Yourface) December 31, 2017
LET CHAOS REIGN pic.twitter.com/ydIG7ygzjK