My only regret is that I had but one detention to receive for my actions.
Ticket prices these days sure do hammer you.
Man, what a shitty name.
Sometimes you have to read the fine print.
China, land of free love.
No glove no love.
Return to dystopic sender.
I've got a splitting headache.
John doesn't feel charged without a drink.
Batteries not included.
GET THAT CAPS LOCK KEY READY, KANYE
Somebody needs a diaper change. And an attitude adjustment.
Beauty is ugly.
More like Lara Gruff.
Life is beautifizzle.
Learning to eat your emotions early.
Donut stop dancing, please.
Q: What's behind door number 1? A: A concussion.
Homie spilled the beans.
Yeezus says, "Love your neighbor way less than yourself."
Just imagine the part where the guy gets eaten on the toilet.
Definitely a good choice.