Samantha from Covington, KY

School: Northern Kentucky University Year: Freshman Major: Environ. Science

Get to know Samantha
  • Last movie you saw:

    I think it was Inglourious Basterds which was one of the best movies I had paid for in a while. Interestingly enough, it offered a new way to kill Hitler. (See Question #4) I think Quentin Tarantino would appreciate my idea.

  • What Disney character would you be and why?

    Probably Tigger because for one, I'd be a tigger and not a tiger. And two, I'd be able to jump around on a tail that acts as a spring. Oh, and I'm not really a fan of Hunny so it seems like the best choice. Let's be honest, it really just looked like melted cheese.

  • If it was legal and socially acceptable, would you try human meat?

    I don't think I could or want to. I'm on round two of the vegan phase so since we're in kingdom animalia I think humans would have to be excluded from my diet. Plus I'd be afraid that my own body wouldn't know how to digest human flesh and would go haywire.

  • Do your boobs have names? If so what are they?

    To be honest, I have not named my boobs. In fifth grade I was told I was part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee so ever since I've shied away from christening them. But if I had to, maybe I would give them wholesome biblical names to make up for all the terrible jokes about their size.

  • Where was your first date with a boy?

    I don't really remember. I've blocked out everything except for the detail of my mom picking me up because he no longer enjoyed my company. After all, I was a "freezer." That jerk!

  • Ideal drunk food:

    Not sure. I once ate a lot of Cookie Crisp, but I generally don't eat when I'm drinking.

  • Do you legitimately hate anyone?

    Just this one girl in my English class who was talking about microwaving a kitten the other day. It was horrifying. As a cat lover and non-sadist, I think it's okay for me to hate her a little bit.

  • What is the worst song in the world and why?

    "I'm Sorry I'm Bad" by Buckcherry and "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder. They tie for their offensive over-produced, guttural vocals and terrible lyrics.

  • What's worse, an annoying laugh or a really loud snore?

    Annoying laugh, definitely.

  • You have traveled back in time to kill Hitler. What will be your method of killing him?

    This is a strange but interesting question. I heard about water intoxication today so maybe I'd choose that. Give him gallons of water to drink but then stop him from going to the bathroom somehow. Oh, and I'd actually make him chug carbonated flavored water because it tastes like melted lollipops. I don't think Hitler liked lollipops.