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by Caldwell Tanner on April 12, 2012

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Bathroom Catastrophe

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Caldwell Tanner

Little Boys Room 

1A. A DUDE and his GIRLFRIEND are having a dinner party at their friend’s house. The DUDE is standing up, everyone is smiling. 

Dude : If you’ll excuse me, I have to use the little boy’s room.

1B. Silhouetted thin panel shot of dude walking

2. Close-up shot of Dude relieving himself. 

Man: Aaaaaaaah

3. Wide shot of Dude clearly peeing on a child’s racecar bed. A LITTLE KID is crying while the dude pees on his bed. He looks very satisfied.

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